Vegetto Goes Christmas Shopping
> By Gogeta15
>
> Vegetto stepped into the crowded department store, list in
> hand. All around him, people were grabbing for gifts, kicking each
> other, and causing general mayhem. Vegetto did not understand holiday
> shopping, so he figured that force was how to get what you wanted.
> "My kind of place," Vegetto thought to himself. Vegetto floated up
> above the crowd, and began browsing.
> First, a gift for the kids. Landing in the toy department,
> Vegetto was pushed by a burly father heading to check out. Vegetto
> promptly knocked the man out with an backhand to the head. Other
> shoppers stared at him, but Vegetto payed them no mind. Choosing a
> punching bag for Goten and a weight training set for Trunks, Vegetto
> headed on.
> Next, the women. Vegetto headed for that section via air.
> Touching down, the warrior was immediatly puzzled. Being fused meant
> having to choose for two wives. Glancing around, Vegetto spotted the
> perfect gift for Chi-Chi: a stress management kit. However, just as
> he reached for it, a large woman snatched it away. Enraged, Vegetto
> exploded into Super Saiyan and destroyed the woman's torso with a ki
> blast. The shoppers around him scattered in a kicking-screaming
> fashion. Vegetto picked up his prize from the corpse and grabbed a
> new miniskirt for Bulma before taking to the air again.
> Next, the family friends. Vegetto had to throw an old lady
> through a window to get Rogaine for Krillen, and knock over a small
> boy to get a wolfskin coat for Yamcha. Then, after getting some
> three-lensed glasses for Tenshinhan and a "Hairstyles of the '90s"
> book for Mr. Satan, Vegetto headed for check out. The line stretched
> around the store twice. "I refuse to stand in this line," Vegetto
> said quietly, and charged up to Super Saiyan once again. With a Big
> Bang Attack, the line was instantly cleared. Unfortunatly, the sales
> clerk was also cleared. Not wanting to soil his reputation by
> stealing, Vegetto left a $100 on the cash register, and left. "I
> think I do the shopping next year," Vegetto remarked as he flew to the
> Kame House for Christmas.
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